don't listen to drugs kids!

whoa, who's got the stuff?  innnovation from oklahoma.

diLOUDid!

hey there die there ho there

and we're back after another long hiatus, this time because i forgot my password for like a year.


and so it keeps beginning.

south korea plus arnold schwarzeneggar equals mel gibson

IT BEGINS!

WE RETURN AND WITH GOOD REASON. GRADUATE SCHOOL IS BORING! ALSO THE WAR HAS BEGUN. NOT WITH A BANG, BUT WITH A WHIMPER.*

http://www.thelocal.se/19120.html







*= robot squeezing man's head. I literally told you this would happen!

president executron

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=36858

mega mechadickzilla.

dood meets car, dood fucks car, dood and car live happily ever after.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1%2C000-cars.html

take it off!

take it off, it becomes a humanoid robot. put it on it becomes a superhero. now that it's developing we will all be decimated.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=26796

redundundant

we need a global time out at this point. seriously.

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/latestnews/Exclusive-Half-man-half-chimp.4028970.jp

do i turn you off?

scientists fuck with sexiness, get boners.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7350403.stm